her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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