Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she peed on how many people?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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