Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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