Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
