A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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