drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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