he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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