hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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