you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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