3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I still have a little drunk in my system
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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