"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
