a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Dignity is for republicans.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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