I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
