wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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