i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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