Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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