stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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