I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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