Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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