You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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