I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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