Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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