he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she told me i tasted like america
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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