I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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