Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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