we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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