i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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