All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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