Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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