you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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