but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She said her name was "party"
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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