I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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