why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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