im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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