8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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