You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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