i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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