Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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