Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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