i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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