The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
tell me about the eggs
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