hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
my liver is dry heaving
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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