wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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