She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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