i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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