whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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