Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
