Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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