Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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