I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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