well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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