I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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