Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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