I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
